| The
title was this great line that Kristen Gilbertson, beloved girlfrend
at the time, penned on a road trip. It's a great line; now, everybody
start saying it in daily conversation until it becomes an offical
part of American Slang. Or maybe we should let the British have
it. You poor kids got stuck with all the lousy slang words. Wanna
snog? Ewww! Yuck! Get some tissue paper, already! That's not going
to get you on first base in this Hemisphere.
Should
I say something about the painting? The usual "looks great,
lot of hard work" routine? If you spent five minutes at this
website, you'll know the drill. Instead, how about this: Have you
noticed there seem to be a lot of Watercanvas paintings with faces
in them? I'm serious.
Look
up; doesn't it look like Nixon's ghost is haunting my painting?
Or how about the face in Pigeons and Paperclips
that looks like Frank Zappa? Or the ghostly images in Great
American or Yoshi Lays an Egg
or Nice Girl or Mike
Tyson Eats Children or the b-side to Rebecca
Smith? You could even go all the way back to Black
Light Yellow. I honestly never intended to put any of those
there; maybe this is just an instance of seeing shapes in the clouds,
but this is just wierd. And I think there are a couple more I forgot
to mention...cue The Twilight Zone theme song...
I'm
only half-joking here; I've been convinced that at least a couple
houses I've lived in were haunted. Then again, I have a pretty active
imagination, as you can see already. Na na na na, na na na na.... |