| Today,
this would easily be done with Photoshop, and then printed onto
canvas. You can easily imagine a sub-genre of fashion or (dare I
day it?) celebrity photography that aims for this wierd fusion of
photography with pop and abstract art.
As
such, this was a fairly solid achievement in bringing those styles
together. I can't say if it's good enough to cover up the fact that
I didn't have any real talent; that's something I'll have to leave
to my official biographers, the supermarket tabloids, and Karl Rove.
Which
raises the question: if I ever ran for public office, would these
portraits get splattered across the evening news? Can you imagine
the scandal? "My cat can paint better than this - film at 11."
Good thing I'm running a secret website; if the GOP slime machine
ever found out, I'd be in trouble.
Can
I hang out with Puff Daddy now? Where's my bling-bling? |
